Candy lovers and sugar fanatics are certainly not immune to the concerns and questionable coordination attempts of the glitzy runway fashion empire. Though we may be snack aficionados, we really want nothing more than to appear lovely, stylish, fashionable and flawless — just like our wispy and waif-like model counterparts, who are often indifferent to the sugary goodness of candy altogether. We chocolate worshipers want a hint of sassy flair and a healthy dose of personality in our wardrobes, too! And it is with these all-too-important pressing issues in mind that The Candy List proudly presents its in-depth Guide to Accessorizing with Sweets (a tongue-in-cheek glance at popular wearable edibles)! If you’ve ever wondered how to subtly incorporate your candy favorites into an amazing ensemble without looking like a Skittles factory exploded all over your ensemble, this article is for you. (Strawberry Shortcake, take notes.)

Ring Pops make sexy, fabulous, blingin’ finger accessories for a lot of women. Bright, chunky, funky hand ornaments are currently regarded as top-notch, cutting edge fashions. Even wealthy superstars like Lindsay Lohan, Fergie (of Black Eyed Peas fame) and Madonna have been spotted with huge, sparkling Ring Pops adorning their delicate celebrity fingers! But these charming lollipop candies are so much more than meets the eye (or hand). There’s real substance within their shine! These goodies are available in several delectable fruit flavors that are certain to satisfy. Mmm. Pretty and yummy. What more could a girl want?

Candy Lipstick may bring about an uncomfortable chap-lipped chafing sensation when applied directly to one’s kisser in the place of a soothing, medically formulated lip balm, but the alluring novelty snack’s intricate packaging — almost always containing some kind of lollipop stick or tart, chewable candy stick — is totally cute and closely resembles the real deal. (It’s uncanny!) Slip one into the sequined purse of a knee-high acquaintance who is fond of make-up games and dress-up parties, or pass them out as adorably feminine party favors.

The Candy Necklaces we’ve all come to know and enjoy were originally developed and perfected by the fine individuals working for the Smarties company, but they are now produced and distributed by a gaggle of candy making organizations across the globe. Pastel candies that have been molded to look just like beads, complete with holes in their centers for threading, are strung together on a long, stretchy string in order to create these eye-popping, mouth-watering jewelry items. The stretchy string is packed to its hilt with edible baubles and then knotted for security. Voila! A delicious decoration is born!

Candy Bracelets are closely related to the candy necklaces described above (they’re the little sisters, or something like that). In the same vein as Smarties brand edible necklaces, candy bracelets are loaded with colorful, pastel beads and smell faintly of a fruity paradise beyond the horizon. Pair the pastel beauties with an outfit that’s already lively and fun, or use them to dress-up something drab with a burst of whimsical rainbow color.

Lots of lip make-ups offer scrumptious scents and flavors for the benefit of the wearer, but Candy Gloss can actually be consumed without producing a terrible tummy ache afterward. The product is sold in shimmery tubes that appear to be genuine lip gloss containers. When squeezed, though, they dispense an entirely edible goo that is flavored like your favorite fruit. Slather the sweet sludge on your lips and host a one-woman Lickapalooza festival, or squeeze it straight into your mouth from the tube, as though it were an upturned bottle of Easy Cheese.